








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 248 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 954 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2936 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2224 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3969 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,726,691 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumper CS | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | kratten | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Pmarx ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ | 52% | 145 |
| #4 | Eddy Snoller | 50% | 338 |
| #5 | Samio Deinstaling | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kratten | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Pmarx ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ | 52% | 145 |
| #4 | Eddy Snoller | 50% | 338 |
| #5 | Samio Deinstaling | 45% | 66 |
| #6 | Ic3Mann_ | 30% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eddy Snoller | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Pmarx ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Samio Deinstaling | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Pumper CS | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Ic3Mann_ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eddy Snoller | 693 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pmarx ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ | 129 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Samio Deinstaling | 75 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ic3Mann_ | 64 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | kratten | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samio Deinstaling | +1.80 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | panther790 | +0.62 | 64 | 30 |
| #3 | Pumper CS | +0.59 | 43 | 41 |
| #4 | Ic3Mann_ | -0.18 | 33 | 64 |
| #5 | Pmarx ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ | -0.49 | 29 | 55 |





