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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 776 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1260 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 913 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1033 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $500,030 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | péz Digger | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | Fél péz | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | Shadow Wizard | 52% | 119 |
| #5 | Swingobárd Péter | 52% | 110 |
| #6 | Tomatost | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fél péz | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | péz Digger | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Shadow Wizard | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Swingobárd Péter | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Tomatost | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fél péz | +1.08 | 54 | 50 |
| #2 | Skooma dog | +1.07 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | Swingobárd Péter | +1.04 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | péz Digger | +0.94 | 64 | 44 |
| #5 | Shadow Wizard | +0.29 | 47 | 76 |





