








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
60 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 38 | 25% |
| Smokes | 25 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 51 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 41 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $17,800 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eksujpiN | cs.money | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Bot Xitsty cs.money | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Ulii | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | tobsy | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eksujpiN | cs.money | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Bot Xitsty cs.money | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Ulii | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | tobsy | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobsy | 1 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ulii | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #2 | tobsy | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | Bot Xitsty cs.money | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | eksujpiN | cs.money | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Distinction | +1.63 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Ulii | +0.98 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | Bot Xitsty cs.money | +0.49 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | tobsy | -0.75 | 87 | 62 |
| #5 | eksujpiN | cs.money | -1.72 | 79 | 61 |





