








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 333 | 26% |
| Smokes | 350 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 473 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 116 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,002 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo Da Vinki | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | McDoom | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Duckyphant | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | M4xw8ll | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo Da Vinki | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | McDoom | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Duckyphant | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | M4xw8ll | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo Da Vinki | 1 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Duckyphant | 1 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4xw8ll | 40 | 0.37 | 1 min |
| #2 | Leonardo Da Vinki | 16 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | McDoom | 12 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Duckyphant | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo Da Vinki | +11.19 | 88 | 73 |
| #2 | M4xw8ll | +2.57 | 63 | 76 |
| #3 | McDoom | +0.12 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Babamef | -0.61 | 41 | 43 |
| #5 | Duckyphant | -4.99 | 29 | 36 |





