








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 921 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8053 | 21% |
| Smokes | 12657 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 9387 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8593 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,004,841 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonzeッ | 48% | 80 |
| #2 | Kage | 47% | 74 |
| #3 | MASA | 45% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonzeッ | 48% | 80 |
| #2 | Kage | 47% | 74 |
| #3 | MASA | 45% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonzeッ | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | MASA | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Kage | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonzeッ | 280 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | MASA | 142 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kage | 125 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonzeッ | +1.25 | 58 | 83 |
| #2 | Kage | +1.01 | 73 | 49 |
| #3 | Elpex | -0.51 | 37 | 63 |
| #4 | MASA | -2.36 | 48 | 66 |





