








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3005 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4327 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3803 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3206 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,284,126 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | melo | +5.02 | 89 | 43 |
| #2 | Georgie | -0.95 | 48 | 45 |
| #3 | Mr. N | -1.06 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | boobles | -1.20 | 44 | 43 |
| #5 | Ben Shapiro | -1.40 | 61 | 53 |





