








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6936 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5337 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4231 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3962 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,824 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 637 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troxy | 58% | 112 |
| #2 | kilies | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | Captain Baats | 52% | 144 |
| #4 | Kix | 51% | 141 |
| #5 | manssäraren23 | 49% | 343 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Baats | 24 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | manssäraren23 | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Kix | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Turbo | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Troxy | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manssäraren23 | 541 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Captain Baats | 439 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Kix | 379 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Troxy | 272 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Nergojs | 193 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilies | +3.05 | 68 | 54 |
| #2 | manssäraren23 | +2.55 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Captain Baats | +2.45 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Troxy | +0.40 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | Lukky | +0.16 | 67 | 62 |





