








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 121 | 16% |
| Smokes | 144 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 290 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 213 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,126 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StarGuy | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | CapriSun | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | Shugs | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | =!+"red*#%- | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StarGuy | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | CapriSun | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | Shugs | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | =!+"red*#%- | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CapriSun | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CapriSun | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | =!+"red*#%- | 8 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | StarGuy | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Shugs | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CapriSun | +3.65 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | =!+"red*#%- | +3.37 | 64 | 22 |
| #3 | StarGuy | -0.65 | 51 | 46 |
| #4 | 『Incognito_Blazer』 | -2.06 | 19 | 45 |
| #5 | Shugs | -2.36 | 66 | 39 |





