








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1755 | 40% |
| Smokes | 836 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 909 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 846 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,705 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mister | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | BoomieRichman | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Unc Jack | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | Nick | 54% | 127 |
| #5 | KvH | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mister | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | BoomieRichman | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Unc Jack | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | Nick | 54% | 127 |
| #5 | KvH | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | BoomieRichman | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | KvH | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick | 235 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | BoomieRichman | 74 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | mister | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Unc Jack | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | KvH | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick | +2.45 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | mister | +1.38 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | Sebb | +0.69 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | BoomieRichman | +0.61 | 86 | 43 |
| #5 | Unc Jack | -1.79 | 55 | 71 |





