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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1064 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1354 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1127 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 830 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $324,705 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samu | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Purkka Marko | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Gallus | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | Lusse69 | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | Daleツ⛟ | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Daleツ⛟ | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | St0rmR1deRRRR-- | 40% | 40 |
| #7 | mora | 35% | 31 |
| #8 | moodyツ | 32% | 22 |
| #9 | Xelab0b | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samu | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mora | 156 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | St0rmR1deRRRR-- | 125 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | moodyツ | 55 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Purkka Marko | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gallus | 26 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samu | +4.49 | 95 | 37 |
| #2 | mora | +3.32 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | Purkka Marko | +2.83 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Daleツ⛟ | +1.16 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | Yilong Ma | +0.05 | 44 | 60 |





