








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2452 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2267 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1700 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1865 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,839 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -ZPX- | 69% | 110 |
| #2 | PA1N | 65% | 179 |
| #3 | 9/11 was T sided | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | QuackInTheBack | 62% | 246 |
| #5 | Thomas Michael Shelby | 56% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -ZPX- | +5.93 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | damoN | +5.30 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | QuackInTheBack | +1.07 | 74 | 46 |
| #4 | PA1N | -0.12 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | 9/11 was T sided | -0.99 | 43 | 37 |





