








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4423 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3883 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3243 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,402,363 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | martyn | 27 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | oatmeal | 19 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | leyuio | 14 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | zbo | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | PlaNKDaNK | 10 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zbo | 354 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | dogged contender | 236 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | PlaNKDaNK | 199 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | martyn | 171 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | STF | 163 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haz | +4.53 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | martyn | +3.16 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | STF | +2.39 | 82 | 77 |
| #4 | leyuio | +1.13 | 83 | 42 |
| #5 | PlaNKDaNK | -0.32 | 68 | 53 |





