








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1549 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1302 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 176 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1719 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,329,647 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | mougli | 45% | 85 |
| #12 | Repsaツ | 44% | 27 |
| #13 | yngRebelll フィラ:^) | 44% | 16 |
| #14 | llasa | 40% | 62 |
| #15 | NIKE PABLON PÄÄLLÄ | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUHIS | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | mougli | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | johNson | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | NIKKE:) | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | nAric | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUHIS | 317 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jere | 217 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | joni | 215 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | johNson | 212 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | nAric | 207 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUHIS | +2.81 | 95 | 65 |
| #2 | NIKKE:) | +2.22 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | joni | +1.67 | 90 | 74 |
| #4 | jS^ | +1.34 | 83 | 46 |
| #5 | timppab | +1.18 | 90 | 56 |





