








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 144 | 36% |
| Smokes | 52 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 177 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 25 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,945 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | bctheboss | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | Daddy_Kinkstar | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | OMGITSCRIPWEI | 36% | 11 |
| #6 | Wood | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | LiiNツ | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bctheboss | 10 | 0.0332 |
| #2 | OMGITSCRIPWEI | 6 | 0.0269 |
| #3 | Daddy_Kinkstar | 5 | 0.0287 |
| #4 | LiiNツ | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy_Kinkstar | +4.39 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | OMGITSCRIPWEI | +1.24 | 60 | 51 |
| #3 | LiiNツ | +0.80 | 89 | 34 |
| #4 | Return The Slab | +0.02 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | bctheboss | -0.85 | 59 | 25 |





