








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7049 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6428 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4901 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5011 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,270,068 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gxngster | 63% | 105 |
| #2 | PASTEL | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Valentino | 57% | 129 |
| #4 | Ravenzs | 55% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gxngster | 63% | 105 |
| #2 | PASTEL | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Valentino | 57% | 129 |
| #4 | Ravenzs | 55% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gxngster | 28 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Valentino | 13 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Ravenzs | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | PASTEL | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravenzs | 1022 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | gxngster | 435 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #3 | Valentino | 327 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | PASTEL | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrimsV | +3.56 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | Ravenzs | +2.55 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | gxngster | +1.64 | 87 | 63 |
| #4 | PASTEL | +0.46 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | Valentino | -2.74 | 53 | 61 |





