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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 561 | 33% |
| Smokes | 359 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 450 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 349 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,308 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magnaD | 25% | 12 |
| #2 | Igual Dólar | 23% | 13 |
| #3 | mvtheus CSGOSKINS | 21% | 14 |
| #4 | Exophaldier | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magnaD | 25% | 12 |
| #2 | Igual Dólar | 23% | 13 |
| #3 | mvtheus CSGOSKINS | 21% | 14 |
| #4 | Exophaldier | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Igual Dólar | 4 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | magnaD | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Exophaldier | 1 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magnaD | 68 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | mvtheus CSGOSKINS | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Igual Dólar | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Exophaldier | 16 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magnaD | -0.51 | 54 | 74 |
| #2 | Koleh | -0.79 | 19 | 66 |
| #3 | mvtheus CSGOSKINS | -1.19 | 34 | 35 |
| #4 | Exophaldier | -2.18 | 77 | 41 |
| #5 | Igual Dólar | -5.37 | 3 | 29 |





