








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 851 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 917 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10529 | 31% |
| Smokes | 11741 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3779 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 7436 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,770 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 593 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | svenson | 52% | 168 |
| #2 | ❟❛❟charmpitz | 50% | 107 |
| #3 | Incrax | 49% | 635 |
| #4 | Shabrobie | 48% | 205 |
| #5 | Kattagott | 48% | 361 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Incrax | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Kattagott | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | svenson | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | ❟❛❟charmpitz | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Shabrobie | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rambo_Killer_Frosti | +0.46 | 37 | 60 |
| #2 | Kattagott | +0.42 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | Shabrobie | +0.22 | 55 | 58 |
| #4 | Incrax | +0.12 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | ❟❛❟charmpitz | -0.28 | 29 | 69 |





