








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 110 | 21% |
| Smokes | 102 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 161 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 147 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $36,900 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cake lee | 1 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Squidac | 1 | 0.0333 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wombat | 33 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | MOI | 25 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #3 | cake lee | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | KekelZPekel | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Squidac | 5 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekelZPekel | +7.42 | 92 | 53 |
| #2 | Wombat | +2.41 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | MOI | +0.59 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | Tumppister | +0.42 | 47 | 22 |
| #5 | Squidac | +0.02 | 53 | 85 |





