








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1004 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19454 | 38% |
| Smokes | 11293 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10877 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10236 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,104,255 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IFistedUrNan-GetRekt | 54% | 84 |
| #2 | Rah | 50% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IFistedUrNan-GetRekt | 54% | 84 |
| #2 | Rah | 50% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IFistedUrNan-GetRekt | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Rah | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rah | 333 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | IFistedUrNan-GetRekt | 153 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IFistedUrNan-GetRekt | +3.20 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | Rah | +0.49 | 49 | 62 |
| #3 | Leviathan嵐 | +0.30 | 69 | 64 |





