








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2718 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2965 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3882 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2346 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $857,753 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjaeren | 49% | 134 |
| #2 | Daddy | 47% | 131 |
| #3 | BoGa | 47% | 104 |
| #4 | SIR | 46% | 156 |
| #5 | GregZ | 45% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjaeren | 49% | 134 |
| #2 | Daddy | 47% | 131 |
| #3 | BoGa | 47% | 104 |
| #4 | SIR | 46% | 156 |
| #5 | GregZ | 45% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIR | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Kjaeren | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | GregZ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Daddy | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | BoGa | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GregZ | 245 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kjaeren | 123 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Daddy | 40 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | SIR | 33 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | BoGa | 32 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Em1lit0 | +1.32 | 46 | 72 |
| #2 | Daddy | +1.02 | 54 | 42 |
| #3 | BoGa | -0.81 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | Kjaeren | -1.55 | 34 | 51 |
| #5 | GregZ | -1.99 | 55 | 67 |





