








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1350 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2293 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3326 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3437 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,976,817 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Covi | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | SeCDeMoLi | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | cIRCLEPIT- | 53% | 240 |
| #4 | Patlaf55 | 51% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Covi | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | SeCDeMoLi | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | cIRCLEPIT- | 53% | 240 |
| #4 | Patlaf55 | 51% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cIRCLEPIT- | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Covi | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Patlaf55 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cIRCLEPIT- | 601 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | SeCDeMoLi | 130 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Covi | 125 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Patlaf55 | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Covi | +3.82 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | cIRCLEPIT- | +2.07 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | SeCDeMoLi | +1.77 | 73 | 74 |
| #4 | Manitou | +1.03 | 76 | 50 |
| #5 | Patlaf55 | -5.66 | 14 | 37 |





