








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1268 | 32% |
| Smokes | 922 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 972 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 837 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,136 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 70H70R1 | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | WelttoHuBert | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | JoNeZ | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | nik0weli | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Tsikkenlord | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimm0 | 172 | 0.39 | 7 min |
| #2 | WelttoHuBert | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | KioskNiko | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | 70H70R1 | 57 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | huboz4 | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsikkenlord | +2.24 | 58 | 65 |
| #2 | REDICAL | +1.47 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | [Customer] SE SUUTTU | +1.47 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | KioskNiko | +0.63 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | 70H70R1 | -0.13 | 39 | 60 |





