








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6139 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4968 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4164 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4188 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,009 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nøv40ne | 64% | 39 |
| #2 | reforce | 63% | 79 |
| #3 | KrexN | 60% | 42 |
| #4 | K3nZi | 58% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nøv40ne | 64% | 39 |
| #2 | reforce | 63% | 79 |
| #3 | KrexN | 60% | 42 |
| #4 | K3nZi | 58% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nøv40ne | 19 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | reforce | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | K3nZi | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | KrexN | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reforce | 158 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | K3nZi | 110 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nøv40ne | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | KrexN | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reforce | +4.32 | 98 | 57 |
| #2 | iStrixX | +2.09 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | KrexN | -0.97 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | K3nZi | -1.73 | 51 | 55 |
| #5 | Nøv40ne | -1.86 | 25 | 53 |





