








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 447 | 15% |
| Smokes | 552 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1119 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 916 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,909 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | traekS | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | matin | 65% | 107 |
| #3 | PK | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Kinda Weird Al | 58% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | traekS | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | matin | 65% | 107 |
| #3 | PK | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Kinda Weird Al | 58% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matin | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Kinda Weird Al | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | PK | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | traekS | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matin | 259 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kinda Weird Al | 204 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | traekS | 90 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | PK | 57 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matin | +7.29 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | traekS | +5.84 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | CyberStrike | +0.52 | 63 | 47 |
| #4 | PK | -0.43 | 56 | 42 |
| #5 | Kinda Weird Al | -1.53 | 48 | 57 |





