








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5145 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7286 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3711 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6474 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,112,877 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gust2 | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | hanybababallertbösbruderbrutal | 50% | 171 |
| #3 | kurt_werner | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | Benzin Blümchen | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | John Xina | 46% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benzin Blümchen | +4.09 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | John Xina | +2.98 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | hanybababallertbösbruderbrutal | +2.23 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | Barid | +1.73 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | kurt_werner | +1.03 | 58 | 59 |





