








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1054 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1543 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1128 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 889 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $316,783 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StepBro | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | CruncheeTuna | 49% | 75 |
| #3 | stindean | 44% | 193 |
| #4 | Oldmangray | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StepBro | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | CruncheeTuna | 49% | 75 |
| #3 | stindean | 44% | 193 |
| #4 | Oldmangray | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stindean | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Oldmangray | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | CruncheeTuna | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stindean | 550 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | CruncheeTuna | 101 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | StepBro | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Oldmangray | 20 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StepBro | +3.14 | 48 | 67 |
| #2 | Oldmangray | +1.66 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | CruncheeTuna | -0.04 | 29 | 33 |
| #4 | stindean | -0.27 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | Azorinth | -1.11 | 38 | 50 |





