








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 702 | 25% |
| Smokes | 559 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 625 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 919 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,525 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | 40% | 15 |
| #2 | AhConquistador | 36% | 25 |
| #3 | dylan10simao | 35% | 128 |
| #4 | Ferb | 27% | 51 |
| #5 | Phineas | 27% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylan10simao | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ry Guy | 110 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | AhConquistador | 90 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dilly | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | LonelyPieceofPie | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AhConquistador | +6.04 | 69 | 74 |
| #2 | LonelyPieceofPie | +3.27 | 88 | 40 |
| #3 | Ry Guy | +2.67 | 62 | 72 |
| #4 | Dilly | +0.42 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | Phineas | -0.51 | 64 | 37 |





