








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 541 | 41% |
| Smokes | 354 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 250 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,258 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babou | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Raysuss | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | suk-ah-bly-at | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | EngueR | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babou | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Raysuss | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | suk-ah-bly-at | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | EngueR | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raysuss | 9 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | suk-ah-bly-at | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | EngueR | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raysuss | 289 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #2 | suk-ah-bly-at | 93 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | EngueR | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Babou | 24 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valient | +1.87 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Raysuss | +1.74 | 45 | 67 |
| #3 | suk-ah-bly-at | +1.18 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | EngueR | -1.49 | 62 | 39 |
| #5 | Babou | -1.49 | 42 | 37 |





