








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1024 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1029 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 575 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 886 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,343 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UliPuli | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Will | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | dTc ShittyyPatt | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | Y 4 C K | 61% | 31 |
| #5 | Yvng | 58% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Will | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | dTc ShittyyPatt | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | Y 4 C K | 61% | 31 |
| #5 | Yvng | 58% | 72 |
| #6 | BennyG696 | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yvng | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | BennyG696 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Will | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yvng | 215 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Y 4 C K | 157 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | BennyG696 | 129 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | dTc ShittyyPatt | 52 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Will | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dTc ShittyyPatt | +4.05 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | UliPuli | +2.70 | 76 | 40 |
| #3 | BennyG696 | +1.94 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Yvng | +1.57 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | EBOMB25 | +1.12 | 69 | 64 |





