








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 753 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 179 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8340 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10297 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8792 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6485 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,496,296 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonniS | 51% | 227 |
| #2 | JHaTze | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | LCKY | 48% | 384 |
| #4 | Varox | 47% | 190 |
| #5 | y0 | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonniS | 51% | 227 |
| #2 | JHaTze | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | LCKY | 48% | 384 |
| #4 | Varox | 47% | 190 |
| #5 | y0 | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LCKY | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Varox | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | JonniS | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | JHaTze | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | y0 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Varox | 405 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | LCKY | 295 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | JHaTze | 271 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | JonniS | 254 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | y0 | 214 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JHaTze | +1.60 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | testor | +1.31 | 52 | 70 |
| #3 | y0 | +0.47 | 46 | 65 |
| #4 | Varox | -0.47 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | LCKY | -1.45 | 51 | 43 |





