








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 414 matches | 2,232 | |
| Faceit | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8077 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5737 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5234 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5007 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,009,640 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dubbel v | +4.08 | 77 | 79 |
| #2 | lukas | +3.30 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | sim | +3.25 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | liam | +2.95 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Xi Wu | +2.92 | 73 | 57 |





