








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4242 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3676 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2041 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2389 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $719,521 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ckleo520 | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | 讓兄弟煮 | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | トニー | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 讓兄弟煮 | +2.02 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | 地鼠人 | +1.62 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | トニー | -1.31 | 28 | 26 |
| #4 | ckleo520 | -1.39 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | 16歲大奶學妹 | -6.17 | 25 | 29 |





