








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5318 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6937 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4177 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5654 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,642,556 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marky | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | ChRoMe | 57% | 127 |
| #3 | [CSF] Black Cobra - Retired | 55% | 161 |
| #4 | Penguin | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | \/GaRbAgE\/-/\BrUh/\ | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SEB | 52% | 132 |
| #7 | tREE | 52% | 192 |
| #8 | INbouND | 49% | 49 |
| #9 | Fireball | 47% | 57 |
| #10 | Sasquatch | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tREE | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | [CSF] Black Cobra - Retired | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | marky | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ChRoMe | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Penguin | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [CSF] Black Cobra - Retired | 547 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | SEB | 401 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | ChRoMe | 262 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Penguin | 236 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | marky | 132 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marky | +2.48 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | [CSF] Black Cobra - Retired | +1.81 | 44 | 81 |
| #3 | SEB | +1.31 | 73 | 77 |
| #4 | \/GaRbAgE\/-/\BrUh/\ | +0.52 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | Penguin | +0.50 | 34 | 77 |





