








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
61 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 120 | 43% |
| Smokes | 73 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 45 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 43 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,750 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neck | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | th | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | white horse | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | goza rapido | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | lut | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neck | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | th | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | white horse | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | goza rapido | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | lut | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white horse | 2 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | th | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white horse | 25 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | goza rapido | 25 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | th | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Neck | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | lut | 5 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neck | +5.37 | 35 | 77 |
| #2 | th | +3.14 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | goza rapido | -0.39 | 50 | 52 |
| #4 | LVSN | -1.13 | 29 | 56 |
| #5 | lut | -1.31 | 87 | 54 |





