








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 24% |
| Smokes | 570 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1123 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 922 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $111,814 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0lt | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | lil z0♿ | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Maxotron | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Cintrix | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | EcoBC | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0lt | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | lil z0♿ | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Maxotron | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Cintrix | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | EcoBC | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EcoBC | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Cintrix | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Maxotron | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EcoBC | 250 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Cintrix | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Maxotron | 17 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | v0lt | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cintrix | +1.35 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | v0lt | +0.03 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | lil z0♿ | -0.05 | 73 | 29 |
| #4 | n0wL | -0.20 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | EcoBC | -0.90 | 58 | 66 |





