








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1915 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1032 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 798 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 929 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $308,049 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TechnicRaven | 55% | 84 |
| #3 | lamecat 神 | 51% | 148 |
| #4 | ุ | 51% | 69 |
| #5 | Z0R3Y | 49% | 39 |
| #6 | twenty two | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lamecat 神 | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ุ | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | TechnicRaven | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lamecat 神 | +3.02 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | twenty two | +2.41 | 72 | 50 |
| #3 | neko chan | +1.63 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | ุ | +1.17 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Z0R3Y | -1.22 | 69 | 73 |





