








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7234 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4594 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3077 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3034 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,633 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mKey | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | ✪S1deworth | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | MaGnetiC | 63% | 27 |
| #4 | Whipper Snapper | 61% | 84 |
| #5 | Sniff | 58% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brack | 772 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | Sniff | 612 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | Froggy Fresh | 365 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | HG fourteen | 354 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #5 | Pettato | 216 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sykkelblyant | +3.45 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | ✪S1deworth | +2.22 | 69 | 76 |
| #3 | Pettato | +1.47 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | Brack | +0.93 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | HG fourteen | +0.13 | 71 | 70 |





