








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 198 | 8% |
| Smokes | 266 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 938 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 998 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,870 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ickz | 54% | 71 |
| #2 | felix38btw | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | Novachrono | 46% | 228 |
| #4 | RoterKiller | 45% | 132 |
| #5 | JeBo_x3 | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ickz | 54% | 71 |
| #2 | felix38btw | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | Novachrono | 46% | 228 |
| #4 | RoterKiller | 45% | 132 |
| #5 | JeBo_x3 | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Novachrono | 40 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | RoterKiller | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Ickz | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | JeBo_x3 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoterKiller | 340 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ickz | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Novachrono | 34 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | JeBo_x3 | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #5 | felix38btw | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoterKiller | +2.71 | 58 | 57 |
| #2 | Novachrono | +2.66 | 72 | 10 |
| #3 | Ickz | +0.54 | 48 | 40 |
| #4 | JeBo_x3 | -1.65 | 25 | 20 |
| #5 | felix38btw | -2.61 | 28 | 12 |





