








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 766 | 29% |
| Smokes | 751 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 484 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 626 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,761 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stread | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Ch3ch' | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | bidule29 | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Augmine3 Winaskin.com | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | j'ai vendu ma mere pour hellcase | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stread | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Ch3ch' | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | bidule29 | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Augmine3 Winaskin.com | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | j'ai vendu ma mere pour hellcase | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ch3ch' | 18 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #2 | bidule29 | 16 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Augmine3 Winaskin.com | 14 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | j'ai vendu ma mere pour hellcase | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Stread | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ch3ch' | +1.22 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | c0sm1c | +0.40 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | Stread | +0.06 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | Augmine3 Winaskin.com | -1.02 | 59 | 75 |
| #5 | bidule29 | -1.47 | 46 | 82 |





