








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 879 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 447 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6554 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3911 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4730 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4199 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,916 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boxena | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | PRTIDOGG | 61% | 70 |
| #3 | JÄINEN KOIVUHALKO | 55% | 375 |
| #4 | Beigeh | 53% | 379 |
| #5 | fooler | 52% | 470 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fooler | +4.20 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | ❤ (TRTI) ❤ | +1.70 | 84 | 73 |
| #3 | Beigeh | +0.40 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | PRTIDOGG | -0.91 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | JÄINEN KOIVUHALKO | -1.68 | 60 | 70 |





