








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 248 | 25% |
| Smokes | 226 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 243 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 263 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $47,143 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lomailija | 30 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Vilpee | 6 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | paulinho | 4 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Bot Vaittify | 4 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | KovaPoika | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Vaittify | +3.96 | 60 | 58 |
| #2 | Lomailija | +2.69 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | paulinho | +2.44 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Jokunen | +1.13 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Vilpee | +0.70 | 57 | 75 |





