








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1770 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1797 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1862 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1484 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $577,303 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kruze20 | 58% | 88 |
| #2 | Schnied | 46% | 109 |
| #3 | voll | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Jahbba | 37% | 49 |
| #5 | Moosen | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kruze20 | 58% | 88 |
| #2 | Schnied | 46% | 109 |
| #3 | voll | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Jahbba | 37% | 49 |
| #5 | Moosen | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnied | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | voll | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Kruze20 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kruze20 | 231 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Schnied | 200 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jahbba | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Moosen | 45 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | voll | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnied | +1.64 | 54 | 58 |
| #2 | SecondFaster | +0.32 | 48 | 55 |
| #3 | Kruze20 | -0.91 | 29 | 51 |
| #4 | Jahbba | -1.86 | 46 | 46 |
| #5 | voll | -2.04 | 42 | 27 |





