








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1784 | 31% |
| Smokes | 642 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1775 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1492 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $915,721 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Arch | 42% | 85 |
| #6 | Golden | 41% | 56 |
| #7 | Marccus01 | 40% | 48 |
| #8 | GREEN | 38% | 34 |
| #9 | .aimBOAT | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | on jah pat rick a real one | 37 | 0.0232 |
| #2 | GREEN | 14 | 0.0226 |
| #3 | ★ El Flexer ★ | 13 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | Arch | 12 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Marccus01 | 12 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ El Flexer ★ | +4.43 | 66 | 43 |
| #2 | on jah pat rick a real one | +3.49 | 51 | 33 |
| #3 | Arch | +2.66 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Golden | +2.11 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | .aimBOAT | +1.05 | 55 | 60 |





