








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2279 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2835 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2193 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1589 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,514,021 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hannu | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Zate | 53% | 270 |
| #3 | ZateOG | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | . | 51% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hannu | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Zate | 53% | 270 |
| #3 | ZateOG | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | . | 51% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zate | 20 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ZateOG | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | . | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zate | 236 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hannu | 144 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | . | 127 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZateOG | 106 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZateOG | +2.09 | 68 | 55 |
| #2 | Zate | +1.70 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | Artist | +1.65 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | . | -2.17 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | Hannu | -2.78 | 58 | 66 |





