








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 313 | 18% |
| Smokes | 187 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 464 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,329 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monsieur Le Train | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Alecoco | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Nutty | 45% | 60 |
| #4 | MF GHOST | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monsieur Le Train | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Alecoco | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Nutty | 45% | 60 |
| #4 | MF GHOST | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nutty | 249 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Alecoco | 57 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Monsieur Le Train | 37 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | MF GHOST | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alecoco | +3.08 | 85 | 41 |
| #2 | Nutty | +2.46 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | Monsieur Le Train | +1.06 | 52 | 59 |
| #4 | ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou | -2.46 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | MF GHOST | -6.59 | 41 | 34 |





