








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5188 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5712 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4851 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5192 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,787,909 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1764 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaz | 68% | 50 |
| #2 | Axenz | 61% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaz | 68% | 50 |
| #2 | Axenz | 61% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axenz | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | kaz | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axenz | 283 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #2 | kaz | 182 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhcaN | +3.39 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | kaz | +2.19 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Axenz | +1.05 | 92 | 77 |





