








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 39% |
| Smokes | 677 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 467 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 527 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,722 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xureba | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | dabia | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | ferrari bahia | 54% | 97 |
| #4 | marcondela | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xureba | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | dabia | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | ferrari bahia | 54% | 97 |
| #4 | marcondela | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabia | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | marcondela | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ferrari bahia | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ferrari bahia | 202 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | dabia | 151 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | marcondela | 146 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | xureba | 26 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xureba | +8.32 | 88 | 87 |
| #2 | dabia | +2.23 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | leozin | +0.76 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | marcondela | +0.46 | 62 | 44 |
| #5 | ferrari bahia | -1.68 | 29 | 54 |





