








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2793 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2882 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4181 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4245 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,060,437 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWP | 48% | 322 |
| #2 | Magick♿ | 48% | 332 |
| #3 | Ramsess1989 | 45% | 244 |
| #4 | Patrickkk | 45% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWP | 48% | 322 |
| #2 | Magick♿ | 48% | 332 |
| #3 | Ramsess1989 | 45% | 244 |
| #4 | Patrickkk | 45% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magick♿ | 27 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | RAWP | 23 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Ramsess1989 | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Patrickkk | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWP | 1037 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | Ramsess1989 | 939 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #3 | Magick♿ | 752 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Patrickkk | 554 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magick♿ | +1.76 | 64 | 69 |
| #2 | RAWP | +0.93 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | Patrickkk | -0.01 | 53 | 68 |
| #4 | Ramsess1989 | -0.30 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | Kaos | -1.73 | 67 | 54 |





