








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1485 | 29% |
| Smokes | 780 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1571 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,054 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RDEI 🇦🇽 | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | R700 | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | EaZ | 45% | 209 |
| #4 | oDaatRat | 42% | 73 |
| #5 | silly | 42% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silly | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | oDaatRat | 10 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | RDEI 🇦🇽 | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | R700 | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Fattse Prime | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silly | 491 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | RDEI 🇦🇽 | 202 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #3 | EaZ | 164 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | oDaatRat | 104 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fattse Prime | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MLG Buck | +3.83 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | EaZ | +3.83 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Fattse Prime | +1.60 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | R700 | +1.23 | 80 | 32 |
| #5 | RDEI 🇦🇽 | +0.74 | 51 | 56 |





