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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2110 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3337 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2182 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3674 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,319,674 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 849 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marci | 64% | 143 |
| #2 | StormyCloud | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Beelzebub | 57% | 99 |
| #4 | Pin | 53% | 85 |
| #5 | flogic | 52% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Beelzebub | 57% | 99 |
| #4 | Pin | 53% | 85 |
| #5 | flogic | 52% | 84 |
| #6 | sshrdl | 52% | 122 |
| #7 | Izzy | 51% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzy | 23 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Marci | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Beelzebub | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Pin | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | sshrdl | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marci | 774 | 0.28 | 23 min |
| #2 | sshrdl | 614 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #3 | Izzy | 535 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | Pin | 438 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #5 | Beelzebub | 394 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marci | +5.88 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | StormyCloud | +2.60 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | I'm in your game of Counter-Stri | +2.40 | 82 | 44 |
| #4 | flogic | +0.60 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | Pin | +0.46 | 66 | 62 |





